the garden i tend at work is getting overrun with snails so i thought about a world where we acquired a domesticated a “working dog” breed of hammerhead worm (they eat snails and slugs and worms) that is also. a puppy. Bred to clear vegetation of common slimy garden pests. click under readmore if u wanna see the worm theyre based off of i think theyre really cute
Thank u guys for all the wormdog love T_T i did more
The top one is if the wormdog from the og post (that me and my irl coworker have nicknamed Mug) if he ate all the damn snails terrorizing the garden and grew big and strong. the second one shows how wormdogs come in all sorts of shapes and colors :) bc i wanted to draw more. which one would u adopt
You’re a Warlock. But instead of drawing power from a higher being, people can choose to donate a portion of their magical power to you. In exchange, they can scry on your adventures and can send telepathic messages to you, as well as make requests. It can get annoying, but you make it work.
“Alright, we’re about to head into the dungeon. Daz has gone ahead to check for traps, but we’re pretty confident – hey, M’stha’venalth the Destroyer, thanks for the three months, really appreciate it – yeah we’re pretty confident we got the, uh, we got the thing in the bag, shouldn’t take more than a few sessions at best. Who needs a long rest, am I right? Oh, just got a Sending from Gleek, ‘are you gonna need Darkvision again’, nah, comrade, torches all the way. You know we gotta keep it real around here. Plus I love the burning pitch smell. Okay, good vibe emojis only, viewers, we’re going in!”
I want whatever Ganondorf and Zant have <- Terrible terrible idea
(shaking u by the shoulders) its so maddening because their whole thing is like. having so so much in common that they should be technically perfect for each other. but this is also precisely the reason they would try to destroy each other in most scenarios. like i feel like one of the reasons ganondorf didn’t revive zant after regaining his strength/becoming corporeal again (other than ostensibly not giving a shit about zant at all) is because he understands zant perfectly, because zant is exactly the same kind of person as him. which is to say he’s a Dangerously Ambitious Revenge-Seeking Power-Seeking Madman. and even if he’s also a huge oddball weirdo, he’s also likely still an extremely formidable magic user, even without ganon’s influence. and ganondorf was benefitting from zant’s twili magic the entire time just as much as zant was benefitting from ganon’s triforce. and there is no indication that he wouldn’t turn on ganondorf if he ever realized that ganondorf is really just a human being blessed with divine power that can be stolen from him
and they??? literally shared one body for a while and conquered the continent together while doing all this, and may have formed an Unbearably Frighteningly Intimate Soul-Bond with each other (similar to how zelda could feel all of midna’s pain & emotion while her soul dwelt in midna’s body) that ganondorf was probably so grossed out by that he let zant stay dead and refused to even mention his name for the entire game, even while indirectly talking about him. and then whatever residual connection they formed still existed to the point where zant became the last thing ganondorf saw before he died. and zant arguably may have been the one to actually kill ganondorf in his rapidly weakening state. despite already being dead himself. because he’s still connected to him in some way
like those 2 could only ever exist in some weird superposition between marriage & divorce and i think that’s a good way to describe how things turned out for them in the end AGDHSagdkahfksh
CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it’s part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions
if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators
THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS’ UNION RECOGNIZED
this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say “yes”, the second will say “no.”
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? “Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?” For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: “I don’t have a card for that.”
“What the fuck,” they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: “I have laryngitis. I’ve lost speech. My throat hurts”. Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. “How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?”
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)
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